Here’s my question: who gives a shit?
No one fucking cares. You don’t even fucking care. I say “you” only hypothetically, because you’re not reading this. No one is. It won’t matter what I post about The Idolm@ster, this post will have about six total views come the end of 2017 — all of them by me, periodically trying to remind myself of posts that mattered the least in history.
So cut loose! We’re the only ones in here, you and me.Take the most comfortable chair. Nobody’s gonna ask you to get out of it. Take a snooze. Call in sick to work and spend all day here if you want. I promise it’ll stay real quiet.
You could show up in here without your pants and no one would know. Go ahead and do whatever. But you won’t, because you’re not here, because no one is.
I’m gonna fire up some tobacco! I don’t even smoke… or at least that’s what I tell people! Nah man, it’s like the X-Files and I’m that uh… that, ah… that guy who’s always smoking. The smoking man? Is that his name? Is he actually just “The Smoking Man?” in the credits? I have to look it up — and I know I have plenty of time to do that, because this is the total opposite of urgent news.
Huh. Turns out, The Smoking Man is called C.G.B. Spender. I feel like I’ve never heard that name at all until right now. Guess what else I didn’t know until right now? That The Idolm@ster: Platinum Stars is coming to Japanese PS4s in 2016.
*Cough* *Hack* Okay this tobacco idea isn’t as fun as I thought. And I am not the smoker I made myself out to be. That was a lie.
But still!
[Source: Famitsu]
