The 34 ‘Offensive’ God of War Trophies That Haven’t Been Changed

In case you missed it yesterday, we let you know that Sony Santa Monica is changing the name of their ‘Bros before Hos’ trophy because it was deemed “offensive to some members of our community and impacted their enjoyment of the game”. Rather than arguing why it’s either a good or bad thing, we just wanted to make a quick list of other trophies from the God of War franchise that could easily be construed as offensive, either in name or task you complete to unlock them.

We’ll stay neutral in all of this and leave why each trophy is included in this list up to your own interpretation (feel free to get creative in the comments), but if you’re easily offended, turn back now:

God of War: Ascension

  • Gateway Gas – Breathe toxic gases
  • You Bastards! Treat the Martyr of Hecatonchires poorly
  • Lubed UpComplete the slide in the Statue of Apollo without dying

God of War 3

  • Mr. Hand – Discover the secret ‘Hades Arm’ Room
  • Eye Candy – Collect all Gorgon Eyes
  • Are You Horny to Win? – Collect all of the Minotaur Horns
  • Hooker – Kill *blank*
  • Ladies Man – Successfully entertain Aphrodite

God of War 2

  • Breaking Wind – Acquire Typhon’s Bane
  • Blue Balls – Acquire Cronos’ Rage
  • Swinger – Cross the collapsing Grapple Bridge
  • Stoner – Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies
  • Daddy Issues – Defeat *blank*
  • Spread ‘Em – Open the wings of the Temple of the Fates
  • Blowin’ Your Wad – Max out all Weapons and Magic

God of War

  • Roll Over…and Die – Win the first *blank* fight
  • Don’t They Ever Shut Up! – Defeat the Desert Sirens
  • Rockin’ the Boat – Complete the Sex Mini-Game
  • Totally Baked – Complete the Human Sacrifice
  • Getting my Ass Kicked – Die Enough to be Offered ‘Easy Mode’

God of War: Chains of Olympus

  • Hit Me Baby – Execute a 200-hit Combo
  • Stoner – Break Out of Stone Statues 5 Times in a Row
  • Dead Beat Dad – Push Away *blank*
  • Tree Hugger – Sacrifice Powers
  • Two Girls One Spartan – Entertain the Persian Harem

God of War: Ghost of Sparta

  • Bird Flu – Collect all the Phoenix Feathers
  • Burning Sensation – Incinerate 500 enemies
  • I’d Hit That – Execute a 200-hit Combo
  • The Puppy Mill – Break the Grinder
  • Inner Child Abuse – Defeat *blank*
  • Screwed! – Kill *blank*
  • Make Her Scream – Make a Titan Scream for Over a Minute

Any potentially offensive God of War trophies we missed? Did you buy God of War: Ascension today? Are you going to unlock the naughty trophy using our guide before it’s changed? Let us know in the comments below.

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